Nov 8, 2018
Chip and Cern are both fathers of kids and as you might know,
kids say some funny stuff. Chip’s daughter is talking a lot more
and has been dropping some funny stuff in the stores. Cern has a
few winner lines from his son, so Chip goes to Cern for some
advice. Funny kid stories, how to handle them and more on this
episode of the Chip and Cern Show.
At Whole Foods, Chip’s daughter said “Daddy, look a witch, a
witch!” Pointing to the woman with grey hair right in front of them
in line. Chip wasn’t sure how to handle that because it was the
first time it happened to him.
Cern’s son was in the bathroom pooping, which he announced in
the middle of an isle at Wal-Mart. While in the stall finishing his
own poop, he loudly says “ewwww it smells so bad!” And then looks
under the stall and asks “It stinks, are you pooping?” Cern tried
to wrap that up quick and get out of the bathroom.
Kids always calls it like they see it. If you ever want to see
or know where you stand in the world ask a kid about you. They will
give it to you straight.
Chip and Cern chat kids cruising, what rules to put down and
Chip picks Cern’s brain about certain topics.
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