Chip and Cern Show

Runaway Train 25

Aug 29, 2019

Chip and Cern have long bonded over Soul Asylum’s Runaway Train song and it even served as the Chip and Cern unofficial theme song. It is their song, that is sweet. Chip and Cern discuss the updated Runaway Train song that was made for the 25 years ago. Chip and Cern tune in to the newly remixed song, provide their...

Chip Gets a Vasectomy

Aug 22, 2019

Well after two kiddos, Chip decided to get himself fix. Chip and Cern are back enjoying Adobe Creek Terp Sauce Hazy IPA. Chip was really chompin’ at the bit to get the snip snip done as a more permanent form of birth control. Chip relives the details with Cern squirming with every word. Hear this funny story and...

The Math Problem That Broke the Internet

Aug 15, 2019

Chip and Cern bust out their fingers & toes, abacus, and protractors to take on the math problem that broke the internet. The math problem is basic: "8÷2(2+2)=?" Chip and Cern are over confidant and roll out their PEMDAS getting the answer of 1. After some more digging and Googling, Chip and Cern find a new way to...

Top 15 Sandwiches

Aug 8, 2019

Chip and Cern digest the Top 15 Sandwiches and provide their own expert opinions, feedback and analysis on the list. Chip and Cern tell a few good stories that somehow involve sandwiches. Chip’s wife stops by for some bonus commentary and spoils the entire list. Chip and Cern don’t eat a lot of sandwiches, but...

The Dilly Dilly Dill Pickle Off

Aug 1, 2019

Chip and Cern are back enjoying some Adobe Creek Brewing Terp Sauce Hazy IPA and discussing the 1st Annual Dilly Dilly Dill Pickle Off between Chip, Cern and Joe. A few months back Joe and Cern were enjoying each other’s pickles and it was decided to make it an official contest. Dana doesn’t like pickles, so he...