Hooters

Sep 27, 2018

Hooters is on the slippery slope of death, and they chose a common scapegoat in this day and age, the millennial. Chip and Cern being millennials, (former) Hooters customers and fan of the breasts, in general, felt they were experts on the subject of breastraunts such as Hooters. Tune in for their hot (and breaded) take on Hooters.

Chip, Cern, and the usual game were there for the grand opening of the Sacramento Hooters. Being 18 or 19 Chip and Cern fell prey to the pretty girls who would flirt. For at least a year or two Chip, Cern and the gang would go to Hooters every Thursday for dinner.

Around the tender age of 21 Chip and Cern went back to Hooters and came to the realization that they were being taken for extra tips and overpriced shitty beer.

Chip is surprised by a restaurant that exclusively objectives women is still in business in 2018.

There are reports that millennials don’t like to eat out at restaurants as much, so when they do spend their dollars they aren’t going to some boob filled restaurant stuck in 1986.

Chip has been to Twin Peaks which is a different version of Hooters, except they wear khaki shorts and flannel shirts.

Cern and Tony were at Hooters for one of the best stories in Chip and Cern lore. Some Braves scouts and Reds were sitting next to Cern and Tony and were giving tips on up and coming prospects. Then the scout said he came out to Chip and Cern’s old HS, and he began to watch Chip pitch one game, but he should have “kicked the guy in the teeth he sucked so bad.”

Chip and Cern go over the Hooters’ menu, and it isn’t for anyone on a health kick.

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