Jul 6, 2017
Nearly halfway through the Fantasy Baseball season and Chip
and Cern are providing an update. Already a few beers deep, but
enjoying some tall can IPAs. Cern fills everyone in on the
standings of the league and Chip and Cern aren’t sitting too
pretty. Tony, Joe and Dana are all in the top 5 of the league and
Chip and Cern are in the bottom gutter.
In order to validate the sucky-ness of their teams Chip and
Cern go into the various excuses why they are doing so poorly. Chip
had MadBum on his squad who in on the 90 day DL with some dirt bike
accident.
Cern used to play in a league where it would require the weeks
lineup to be set on Sunday. Sometimes that would really burn you if
someone was to hit the DL.
Chip and Cern discuss their strategy, which prob isn’t
valuable to listen to because they both suck.
Chip and Cern then take a tangent to all the beers they
enjoyed before recording this podcast.
In another tangent turn, California bars and night clubs have
the option to stay open until 4am.
This starts the “when we were 21 in New York we drank until
4am” stories.
Tony’s family invited 21 year old Chip and Cern to go on
vacation with them. Nobody can even recall why they thought that
was a good idea.
Cern is telling stories that Chip has no memory of
anything.
Chip then throws out a hypothetical of running it back to New
York with Chip, Cern, Joe, Dana and Tony. They then get into
talking about how big of shit show it would be. The itinerary would
be baseball games and getting drunk.
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