Dec 20, 2018
Chip and Cern are already off topic talking about
“winter
ales/beers” that are seasonal around Xmas time. Cern recalls some
beer called Snow Cap that Chip and Cern had to choke down because
Tony and Dana wouldn’t drink the beer. Chip and Cern get back on
track and cover the Christmas lights, decorations, and Chip and
Cern compare lighting setups.
Egg Nog? Yay or nay? Cern says big NAY! Chip doesn’t weigh
in.
A few years ago Chip moved up and got a house, in the
‘burbs,
so he would have to get a proper Christmas tree. Chip dropped some
big bucks, say $400, on a pre-lit Xmas Tree, so he puts the tree up
in the first weekend in November. Cern was
appalled.
Cern compares lighting setups to Chip. Several different styles,
animals and colors.
Cern shares some stories about his dad getting pissed off about the
lights getting ripped off the house because of the bulbs being
out.
Chip shares a story from his youth about his mom’s hella extra Xmas
decorations and she took it as a challenge from
Chip.
Cern has been begging his wife for a Christmas Dragon, but no
dice.
Chip has always wanted to do an X Rated X-Mas Album with the likes
of
“I
saw mommy blowing Santa Claus”
Chip inquires about Cern’s LED light projector which is a good
investment for a 2 story house.
Chip’s wife says
“this
is the most dad podcast of all time.”
Is Nov 3rd too early to put up all the Xmas stuff? Let us know on
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