Mar 8, 2018
More work weirdness at Chip’s work. There was an email sent
out from a very high up person shaming all “DUDES” at Chip’s work
for having an accident in the “DUDES BATHROOM.” This email went to
the entire company which included the CEO and other high up folks
at the company.
The subject line was “Hey [Company Name] Dudes… Clean up Your
Act!” This really started some weirdness at work which put Chip
over the edge and he has to investigate. Chip walked in to the
bathroom expecting to see a giant pile of poop in the middle of the
bathroom floor.
The reports were that there was some pee on the top of the
urinal, on the side of the wall and all over the floor. Chip was
very taken back from this because this type of stuff is “par for
the course” in men’s restrooms.
Chip then goes into the best technique for getting one’s penis
out to use it at the urinal. Cern agrees and co-signs this
technique. Chip then goes into the split stream and how to correct
when the piss is off the mark.
Chip then goes into if it is ok to let the pee sit in the
urinal at work to save water from flushing. Cern seems lukewarm on
this idea.
Chip and Cern then discuss pranking random strangers by
setting up a sting or sorta and using the urinal with the pants
down on the floor and bare ass. This put Chip and Cern in
stitches.
What is your penis removal technique for urinal use?
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