Dec 21, 2017
Cern’s wife joins the Chip and Cern Show for the Christmas
Show. Cern’s neighborhood is flush with Christmas directions and
the Cerney’s put their Christmas stuff up the day after
Thanksgiving as is a tradition for their family. Chip’s family puts
the Christmas stuff up a few days before Thanksgiving because they
usually host on Thanksgiving and Chip likes the ambiance of the
Cern’s wife is frustrated when Cern tries to spend too much
money on Christmas lights. Special led tree lights that would have
cost “one thousand dollars” according to Cern’s wife. Cern’s
outdoors landscape is fully lit including balls on trees and
outdoor lawn lights.
The landscapers at Cern’s house broke all the outdoor lights
and Cern’s wife got very upset and they paid for the damaged
Chip and Cern both have had some serious issues with reusing
their lights from last year. They both got some lights from Target
last year, but they didn’t work. 1/3 of the strand didn’t work and
it was the middle strand. Chip and his wife tried to replace the
bulbs, but with no success. As expected Cern threw is busted lights
into the middle of the street. After 3 trips to Target Chip had the
correct lights for his house.
Cern’s wife struggles to name some Star Wars characters,
movies and other Star Wars related items.
Chip goes over his Xmas Situation where his wife bought
something on her list that she gave Chip. Cern and Robin weigh in
on who is right and who is wrong. Spoiler alert: Chip
Cern’s wife has her own private list for Christmas
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