Jan 4, 2018
For the first show of 2018 Chip and Cern recap/review the
newest Star Wars: The Last Jedi. The stars have aligned to allow
both Chip and Cern to watch a movie, in theaters, within a week of
it opening. Chip and Cern have seen all the Star Wars movies,
but wouldn’t call themselves experts when compared to the full on
Star Wars fans.
Cern botched the seat selection and picked the seats that were
right near the front. Chip and his wife went on a date night and
Chip went all out on the popcorn, Butterfinger minis and his wife
got all the sour type candies that Chip can’t stand.
Chip and Cern can’t even remember the last movie that was
releases which was called The Force Awakens.
***SPOILERS FROM HERE ON OUT***
Both Chip and Cern were bugged by the floating space Leia
scene and both Chip and Cern kept saying “rip, rip” whenever she
would appear on screen. Chip thought it was odd and these seemed to
be a new feature in the Force.
The Snoke battle/death scene was pretty cool and sort of
predictable according to Chip.
Chip questions what happened to Luke’s green lightsaber from
Return of the Jedi. Someone with way more Star Wars knowledge
should comment about that.
Chip thought there was a little too much searching for jokes
and some laughs in this movie.
Chip and Cern both enjoyed Benicio Del Toro character in the
movie. Cern doesn’t think this will be the last we see of him. Chip
is also tired of the pilot that is so crazy and such a
rebel.
Cern liked the final Luke Skywalker scene where he projected
himself into the battle scene. It made some sense with all the
other Snoke/Kylo Ryn/Rey Jedi Skype.
Chip and Cern speculate on how Rey got her force. Maybe she is
Kylo Ryn’s sister.
The boys wanted Chewy to do more shit and bust out that killer
crossbow. Chip and Cern discuss why Shaq cannot be Chewy. Chip says
“too swol” and Cern takes digs at the insurance commercials Shaq
has been doing.
The Resistance is going to have to get to some procreating
because their numbers are really low.
For the Han Solo movies, Chip and Cern speculate if Jaba is
going to be really thin and Chewy will be clean shaved.
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