Chip and Cern Show

Cern’s Halloween Decoration Hunt

Sep 30, 2021

Cern has his heart set on a new halloween decoration that is the hottest item at Home Depot. He is driving all over town looking at every Home Depot for this rare decoration. Hear how this story unfolds and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show! Thanks for...

Penis Inspections, Hooters, and NY Trip Stories

Sep 23, 2021

We start the show with a great story of a kid that hacked his high school’s email system and sent an email about “mandatory penis inspections” which we gave us a good laugh. Cern they shared a classic Chip and Cern Show story about when they ran into a scout that came out to see Chip pitch in high school. We...

Garbage Day, 69, and Cern’s Lowes Stalker

Sep 16, 2021

Everyone seems to be enjoying the latest episode where we gave Joe’s wedding a proper recap. Chip scored a receipt which his number was 69 and he tired to cash it in like some lottery ticket. Chip’s neighbor has been taking their garbage to the school across the street, so we dig into that. Cern shares an odd...

Joe’s Wedding Recap

Sep 9, 2021

We spent Saturday celebrating our good buddy Joe at his wedding. We both were groomsmen and we did a bang up job. Chip took his new Tesla up some dirt mountain switchbacks without fully being aware if it was possible or not. We ended up seeing it through and had a great time at the wedding. Congrats to Joe...

Tiny Airplanes, 4 Hr Boners, and Suicide Squad

Sep 2, 2021

Chip shares about this tiny plane experience on a recent flight to Boston, which would have brought fear right to Cern’s heart. Speaking of fear we are scared of the 4-hour boner that all these pill commercials warn men about. Cern heard good things about the newest DC movie, The Suicide Squad, so we both are going...