Chip and Cern Show

Cern Back on Pokemon Go & Misspent Youth Stories

Oct 29, 2020

Weeks after Chip gets back on Pokemon Go, Cern jumped right on the same ship and Joe has joined on as well. Cern is enjoying a lot of the new features that have been added since Chip and Cern both exited Pokemon Go several years ago. Somehow this convo got derailed and Chip started talking about starting to dip chew...

Jeffrey Toobin the Zoomasterbater

Oct 22, 2020

Well with all the Zooms going on in the world this year someone was going to get caught jerking off. Unfortunately for Jeffrey Toobin, of the New Yorker, that person was him. Chip and Cern discuss the cause for someone to be jerking off during a Zoom meeting, which leads to an entire chat about cock pics vs titty...

Kids at Virtual School, Best Cereals and Misspent Youth

Oct 15, 2020

If you love Chip and Cern heading back down to Chip’s Distorted Youth and misspent hours in a car with high school Chip and Cern then this is the episode for you. Chip and Cern also discuss the best ice creams, cereals, and crazy rules that Chip had growing up. All this hilarity and more on this episode of the Chip...

Trump has COVID-19

Oct 8, 2020

Chip and Cern are not a news program, so hopefully, you aren’t getting all or any news from us, but the POTUS Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. Chip and Cern usher in the coffin dancing boys, discuss the worst Presidential Debate of all time and some of the NFL’s new COVID policy around violations. All of...

Cern’s Bathroom Remodel & Verizon Battle

Oct 1, 2020

Cern can’t seem to catch a proper vacation for himself and the COVID Summer is no exception. He has been assigned a master bathroom remodeling project which isn’t without its complications and setbacks. Hear this story and more on this episode on Chip and Cern Show.

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