Chip and Cern Show

Distance Learning

Aug 27, 2020

Chip and Cern are shaping young minds this school semester and helping their kids do some distance learning. Chip is only wrangling TK and Cern has several kids doing different grades including high school. Dropping f-bombs on Zoom, unmuted children and kids leaving Zoom on whilst on “recess,” and more on this...

Unwritten Rules of Baseball

Aug 20, 2020

Chip and Cern are covering some of the unwritten rules of baseball, that are in fact actually written down. Be ready for hot takes, baseball stories and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show.

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WAP

Aug 13, 2020

As all of our friends know, Chip and Cern stay on top of all things cool and trending. Cardi B’s new song WAP, which stands for Wet Ass Pussy has Chip and Cern hooked. Great lyrics, thicc booties and twerking makes for yet another summer hit for Cardi B. All this and more makes this the horniest Chip and Cern Show...

Cern’s House Fire Scare

Aug 6, 2020

There was a wildfire that was heading towards Cern’s house. Not only was he awaken from slumber, but the stress of the fact your house might burn down is too much. Chip then starts talking about high school days and Chip and Cern wonder how certain things happened back in those days. All these great stories and more...