Aug 24, 2017
As most of the loyal listener’s know The Chip and Cern Show is
the place to be. Young and old, ugly and beautiful, man, woman or
otherwise Chip and Cern cater to all. Natalie, a 16-year-old super
fan, and resident of Cern’s house have been begging nonstop to be a
guest on the shop. Chip and Cern made her pay top dollar via
Patreon to
get the chance to jump on the 3rd mic. She came prepared with some
questions about boys. It has been a while since Chip and Cern have
been in high school, but they gave answers none the less.
Natalie is the young age of 16 and a junior in high school but
has many questions written down to learn from the greatness that is
Chip and Cern.
Chip and Cern go over a few basics of being 16 years old. How
the driving rules have changed in the 15 or so years since Chip and
Cern needed to take the driving test. Natalie said getting her
drivers license will be the most exciting moment in her life. Chip
and Cern talk through how she is going to have to drive them around
whilst they have been drinking.
Chip and Cern discuss Junior Year of High School and how much
fun they had and where they ranked on the “cool factor” vs all of
their classmates. Natalie then tells Chip and Cern what a “cool
kid” is like in 2017. Smoking weed, no cars or their mom’s old car,
not good at school, and don’t play sports. They also go to lots of
parties, which Chip and Cern didn’t go to many parties in high
school for some reason.
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YouTube that you can watch along.
Chip and Cern go into one of their math teachers that didn’t
like Chip at all. They speculate that he might be dead.
Natalie is looking for some high school boy advice, so the
following questions are from a 16-year-old girl looking for advice
from Chip and Cern.
- When you text them and they don’t reply for 5 or 6 hours is it
ok to send them a follow-up text?
- What are some convo starters for guys? To start a convo with
guys.
- What does it mean when guys have short replies like “lol”
“good”?
- What is it like to make the first move?
- How do you feel after making the move?
- Do guys text their friends about stuff that they did with
girls?
- Do guys watch their dates eat?
- Do guys over exaggerate things to their friends?
- What do guys consider a date without calling it a date?
Chip then digs in with some questions of his own. He obviously
is trying to cover his bases about his daughter’s
future.
If you have any questions for Chip and Cern about high school
boys they can help. Be sure to spread the word around and tell
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