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Chip and Cern Show

Dec 28, 2017

Chip and Cern have their fair share of office drama. Cern has his coffee nemesis that leaves a millimeter of coffee in the pot and then claims they don’t need to remake the pot because there are some left. 
Chip’s office is currently under “GuacGate” as he coins it. Chip’s office has a stocked fridge as most San Francisco companies do and some communal food has been stolen. Now this isn’t one or two Cliff Bars, but a entire box of guacamole packs from Costco which is a 20 pack. Because Californias love their avocado/ guac this really ruffled some feathers in Chip’s office. Chip took to Slack to look for the Guac Bandit. 
Over the course of the next few days the GuacGate problem has been escalated to the point that Chip is thinking the Guac Bandit got nervous and has curbed their stealing habits.
Chip has opened an investigation at work and has a few different suspects and areas of interest. 
Chip also wants to run a sting operation at work where he implants a Tile into a new box of guac. 
Cern wants to find the suspect and shame them as well as getting some reasoning behind the theft. 
Chip goes over his top suspects with Cern. Chip’s case is very flimsy and wouldn’t hold up in a court of law. 
There are some theories that the thief is a “lower on the totem pole” and they feel they are owed the additional bonus if you will. 
Chip and Cern go over 15 types of evidence to try to bust someone list and they go over these. Chip and Cern struggle through the majority of these words. 
Chip and Cern think that firing the GuacGate thief is somewhat extreme, but what else is this person doing against the company?
There was some suspicion around the cleaning lady what works on the floor. 
Chip really wants to do a sting at work where the suspect/guac thief is caught red handed. 
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