Oct 12, 2017
It is that time of the year again, 360 videos, sour beers and
Cern’s Companies Annual Golf Tournament. Chip, Cern, Stat Boy Dana
and Joe teed off for some mid week golf. They might be getting
nicer to each other, or are at least trying, but a good time is had
by all.
Chip and Cern are back on their sours kick this week, this
time trying out the North Coast Brewing
Co. Cranberry-Quince Berliner Weisse. A rose colored
lighter sour is perfect for the end of summer.
The gang was our the door early to make the 8am tee time. Joe
is on point on the greens, which is his bread and
butter.
Cern’s company does the golf tournament right. Breakfast
burritos, fruit, waters, coffee, free golf balls a nice bag. The
golf was a little slow to start this year as opposed to last
year.
Chip and Cern were paired up in the golf carts and Joe and
Dana in the other. A truce, truce was declared before we pulled out
of the parking lot.
On the first hole Chip exclaimed, “guys, lets see how many
nice things we can say about each other today!” It lasted only a
few minutes because Chip cannot contain himself.
Chip brought his own golf clubs this time, but Chip and Cern
still don’t own golf shoes.
Cern rates his irons and putting his top clubs for the golf
event, but the driver still continues too curse Cern. He
sank some really strong putts throughout the round.
If the guys are giving grades out, Joe: A, Dana: B, Cern: C
and Chip: D
Once Dana got a few ounces of beer in him really seemed to
unlock his golfing potential.
Cern had a slip of the tongue and proclaimed that there
was still some dick sucking going on and later admitted it was
just Joe and Dana on the ride home.
There were many birdies, pars, but no albatrosses that were
hit.
Chip downloaded the
18Birdies golf GPS appwhich was pretty sweet. If you
golf regularly it would be a must have.
Last hole of the day, Chip hits his 8 and sticks it right
on the green. Being a best ball, they look Chip’s ball. Chip
then walked right up and putted it right in from 15 feet out and
walked off the green.
The group packed up, raced the golf carts back to the
cars and unload everything.
The group was one of the first back in the lunch room and Cern
bought some raffle tickets which he gave Chip half of
them.
Early on in the raffle Chip hits on a $121 cash prize. Being a
man of his word he gives Cern $60 bucks.
Because the golfing got started later, everyone got home
way later than last year.
Chip and Cern asked Joe and Dana if there was anything
they didn’t want excluded from the podcast. Joe
said, “Joe being an absolute beast on the golf
course.”
Cern once again in true form parked one in the drink. Again
Chip, Dana and Joe were doubled over with laughter.
Dana got a few solid drives once he got some Coors Light
in the system.
Chip got his allergies all kicked up and Joe made a solid
funny and Chip shot snot right into his salad from
both nostrils.
The 360 camera craps out right at the
perfect time, which Chip is working on getting some
better set up to keep the camera going longer.
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