Jul 21, 2016
The new iPhone and Samsung Note are being released which is
the topic of this show.
Cern is a huge Samsung fanboy and Chip loves his Apple
Cern says that the new Samsung
Galaxy Note 7
will have 6GB of ram and the ability to plug
into a ghost laptop.
Cern is one of the worst people at texting. Misspellings, off
the wall topics, everything takes another level of decoding. Cern
tries to explain himself out of this. Chip digs into Cern’s texting
Chip cannot spell very well. Cern has the Note 4 right now and
he is ready to upgrade. He is on Verizon’s Edge program, so he can
Women’s jeans have such tiny pockets and they cannot fit
Chip and Cern have some cell phone battery conspiracy theories
that they only last 1/4 of the day after a year. Apple has had
accusations of purposely making batteries weak before. Cern busts
out the term, “planned
” which Chip will have to look up later.
Chip and Cern both use Dollar
and really like it. They were just acquired for 1
. Chip only shaves his legs and balls. He asked
his wife if she wanted him to trim up anything special for Father’s
Day. Cern suggests shaving an arrow into his pubes. In high school
Joe shaved an arrow into this chest and belly hair.
Chip is annoyed that the cell phone companies try to educate
you on how batteries work.
Cern has quite the niggle in his throat.
Chip is going to move to the phone leasing program that Apple
offers. Speaking of Apple Chip moves into the iPhone 7 rumors.
Rumored to have a black color, which perked Cern’s interest because
of his love for black stainless.
Chip and Cern have their stickers on their phone cases. There
are two different types of stickers you will get one of each with
any purchase from the SHOP
Everyone except Tony has been great on sharing on Facebook
show and we thank you.
The removal of the headphone jack is the biggest bit of rumor
for the iPhone 7.
Cern has ripped his laptop off his desk when his headphones
were plugged in.
Chip uses bluetooth for his cell phone, so he really doesn’t
need the headphone jack. Cern would be fucked without a headphone
Chip doesn’t think we need thinner phones.
Blackberry was the shit 10 years ago with the side scrolling
and full keyboard, but it has fallen quickly out of favor since the
iPhone and other touch devices. The only thing that Blackberry had
going for them was their
government contracts which they just lost
Cern’s bro had the Blackberry Storm which was a shitty phone
and it clicked all the time.
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