Jul 11, 2019
Chip and Cern are enjoying a nice summer
break, so we are kicking it old school with a Chip and Cern
Classic. This Classic episode was from Chip’s now old place of work
with some work weirdness at Chip’s work. There was an email sent
out from a very high up person shaming all “DUDES” at Chip’s work for having an accident in
the “DUDES BATHROOM.” This email went to the entire
company which included the CEO and other high up folks at the
company.
The subject line was
“Hey
[Company
Name] Dudes… Clean up Your Act!” This really started some weirdness
at work which put Chip over the edge and he has to investigate.
Chip walked in to the bathroom expecting to see a giant pile of
poop in the middle of the bathroom floor.
The reports were that there was some pee on the top of the urinal,
on the side of the wall and all over the floor. Chip was very taken
back from this because this type of stuff is
“par
for the course” in men’s restrooms.
Chip then goes into the best technique for getting one’s penis out
to use it at the urinal. Cern agrees and co-signs this technique.
Chip then goes into the split stream and how to correct when the
piss is off the mark.
Chip then goes into if it is ok to let the pee sit in the urinal at
work to save water from flushing. Cern seems lukewarm on this
idea.
Chip and Cern then discuss pranking random strangers by setting up
a sting or sorta and using the urinal with the pants down on the
floor and bare ass. This put Chip and Cern in
stitches.
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