Cern is getting a new pool at his house. Cern’s backyard is
currently a disaster, but all for not. Once that pool is in there
will be sweet, sweet pool time. Cern breaks down the cost, details
and the excitement around his new pool on this episode of the Chip
and Cern Show.
Cern was very against the pool to start, but he is very much
looking forward to it. Cern paints a picture with his words about
his pool. With an average summer temp well over 90 degrees this
pool will get a ton of use.
Cern is not opting for the Prince guitar/penis shaped
Chip and Cern just think of ways to make the pool more dangerous by
adding swings and high things to jump off of.
Cern has to relocate his spa, but that will be done after the pool
is in place.
Cern is taking a discounted approach, so he does some of the grunt
work like filling in the ditches and rolling his lawn back
Cern has some great stories working with the pool sales person.
Cern is gonna get himself a Yeti cooler for the side of his pool to
keep his beers cool.
Cern needs to get his backyard in order before he can get it signed
off by the inspector.
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About the Podcast
The Chip and Cern Show is a morning radio-style podcast with two longtime friends, Chip and Cern. Hear their perspective, insights and witty banter on all things pop culture, current events, sports, parenting and everything in between.