Dec 1, 2016
Chip and Cern are recapping their Black Friday deals
and the death of single sales day that is Black Friday.
Chip is looking for a Hatchimal and they want to hatch one on air.
Chip asks Cern when it is ok to swear in front of kids because
Chip’s daughter is getting older, so he is now wondering. All this
and more on this episode of the Chip and Cern Show!
Chip and Cern are fresh off Thanksgiving and Black Friday.
Both Chip and Cern consider Black Friday a holiday, but Joe and
Dana had to work. Cern took some of the neighbor kids to Black
Friday because they have never been. They were unimpressed by the
lack of excitement. Cern took this as a learning opportunity to
fill them in on “this isn’t how it used to be” which is totally
true. If you missed the Black
Friday tips and tricks episode give that a listen too!
Even on Small Business Saturday Target still had some of their
door buster sales tvs, xBox, etc out and not sold out. This blew
Chip and Cern’s mind because these deals are usually gone in less
than 30 mins.
Chip was looking for a Hatchimal because they are selling for
hundreds of dollars online. Cern is trying to explain what it is,
so Chip and Cern go to YouTube to solve their problems. They watch
video of this damn thing being hatched. The lady’s voice is
horrible, but Chip and Cern are ever so entertained by this damn
Furby type thing. The lady is stroking the egg and Chip is getting
chubbed up. Here is the video to watch along.
Cern actually walked right by a Hatchimal, but didn’t prances.
Chip and Cern vow to get one to hatch live on air.
Chip saw an Elf on the Shelf, which triggered Cern. Cern
breaks into a rant about this damn elf. He recommends Chip not to
get one.
On Thanksgiving Chip and Cern both followed their advice and
didn’t get too ripped up drunk.
Chip and Cern need their no followers to get X with lambs
blood on their doors. All the lamb farmers would be pissed about
the genocide of lambs because people didn’t want their first borns
killed. The Bible was a funny book.
Chip’s daughter is starting to babble more and he reaches out
to Cern about when to start to watch the language around
kids.
Cern’s tip is he never bites his tongue, but make sure mom
makes sure he gets in trouble everything is ok. Cern’s little kid
is starting on snitching when Cern curses, but Cern has started
making deals for no tattling on each other.
Chip pulls some articles showing that foul language is not
harmful to kids, but they need to respect adults and not curse at
them.
Chip recalls the first time he remembered cursing. It was at
Sly Park school overnight trip in 6th grade. There were kids from
all over the place and the older kids were cursing, so Chip started
and hasn’t looked back since.
Coming down the pike or coming down the pipe is a cool
collaboration with Elemental Supply Co. You
can use either pike or pipe when using the idiom. Chip just thinks
turn pikes are only in New Jersey, but there is supposedly one in
Davis, CA.
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