Jan 19, 2017
In Northern California there is a river in the sky that is
getting all the news channels worked up! Chip is going to build his
own ark to get passed this storm and Cern isn’t sure he can carry
on. Hear some silly news clips that are over hypes only to fail to
deliver, Chip and Cern’s take on the news and their “hype machine”
style of “news” and more.
An atmospheric
river is a narrow corridor or filament of concentrated
moisture in the atmosphere.
Atmospheric rivers consist of narrow bands of
enhanced water
vapor transport, typically along the boundaries between
large areas of divergent surface air flow, including
some frontal
zones in association with extratropical
cyclones that form over the oceans.
Basically it is raining decently and the news channels are all
over it. Northern California has the reputation for being really
soft about weather. When it hits 30 degrees people are losing their
minds about how cold it is. This is how the local news is all about
this atmospheric river.
There
was a drought, so people are really freaking out about a
little rain. Chip’s wife had turned on the news and Chip was
triggered by what was going on. News folk love weather cause they
get to bust out their news channel branded outerwear
and full anti rain outfits.
Chip’s
local news brought up the fact that a stick was floating down the
river. They cut back to the station and people were commenting on
how dangerous it was that the stick was coming down the
river.
Cern
grabbed some clips about some news channels over reporting the
news. In LA the news lady has full hooded rain jacket, rain pants,
and boots on. She has her hood on and said “the rain has
died off” and it was not raining at all. She comments
about “light puddling"
Chip
and Cern review another clip from a local channel and they mention
under their breathe about 1-3 inches of rain.
This is
one of Chip’s favorite clips from #fakenews was a weather lady
who was in a canoe and a few people walked in front
of her shot and the water barely was kicked up above their
ankles.
Chip and Cern take a wild tangent pondering the difference
between a vibrator and a dildo. They also brought up The Cannon
dildo which is as big as a football or something.
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